This Happened.

I decided to make a blog because between working occasionally, collecting unemployment. watching terrible TV and talking to myself, I seem to have a lot of time on my hands.

So welcome to my blog fools! I apologise in advance.

NOTE: My URL "no plans, no pants" is in relation to my current state. I have no plans and I'm not wearing pants. Something you will learn really quickly is that I'm a fucking genius and swearing does make you cool.